Fallout: New Dallas
Good morning! Vault-Tec calling! You can't begin to know how happy I am to finally speak with you. I've been trying for days. It's a matter of utmost urgency, I assure you.
Due to a malfunction, the Vault in Dallas has unexpectedly opened. If the inhabitants knew what the state of the world was, they would be TERRIFIED, so we have decided to ease them back in to society with a party!
One of the only buildings left standing from their time in society before the atom bombs were dropped on Big Tex is Sons of Hermann Hall. Somehow that hall has survived the Scavs, Supermutants, and Rad Roaches and is in pretty dang good shape for it's age!
We have lured all the vault dwellers to Sons Of Hermman Hall, and negotiated a peace treaty between the Brotherhood of Steel, Scavs, Texas Rangers, and Institute members in the area for the time being. Your Presence is requested for a party like the world hasn't seen since civilization ended!
Disco, TX & Panoptikon present
Fallout New Dallas starring...
DJs: Lordy Byron & Blake Ward
Giant Rad Roach: Psyril Cybin
Vault Dweller: Ghoulia Child
Nuka Cola Girl: Honey Sabina
Ghoul: Verona Lee
Wasteland Dancers: Amanda Kee, Siggy Sauer, Katelin Manley
Photobooth: Abi Candi