Hoppy Horse Derby

Saddle up for the most ridiculous race of the year! Join us at Stonecloud Brewing for the Hoppy Horse Derby—an all-out, stick-horse-powered equestrian showdown that’s equal parts skill, speed, and silliness.

Whether you’re a seasoned faux-jockey or just here for the laughs and lagers, this is your chance to ride into glory (and maybe a little embarrassment) with your trusty steed between your knees.

Categories

1. Speed Racer (Ages 16+)

Think you’ve got what it takes to blaze through our obstacle course the fastest? Competitors will race against the clock, and the top three times take home the glory—and the prizes.

2. Style Points (Ages 16+)

It’s not just how fast you go—it’s how fabulous you look doing it. Judges award style points for costumes, horse names, and theatrical flair. Top three most stylish riders win prizes!

3. Lil’ Hoppys (Ages 15 & Under)

Our kids’ league! Young jockeys will navigate a fun, pint-sized obstacle course. Every child gets a chance to shine and win a prize!

What to Expect:

• Three unique events for all ages and vibes
• Hilarious costumes, epic horse names, and over-the-top performances
• Stonecloud beer flowing all day
• Prizes for winners in each category
• Music, cheers, and a whole lot of hops

FREE to watch | FREE to race | LIMITED spots available!
Stick horses provided (or bring your own majestic mount for extra style points).
Early sign-up encouraged—don’t get left at the starting gate!

Mount up, show off, and let’s get HOPPY!