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Kessler Presents is committed to providing the safest environment possible for its upcoming shows and we appreciate your patience as we work toward a return to normal.  All our show staff are vaccinated and/or tested and will be wearing masks/face coverings.  In addition, we support the artists who request the additional safety protocols.  

Specifically at the request of the artist, the following health and safety requirements have been implemented for all attendees at this show: A John Waters Christmas

 

In attending this event, you attest that you and all persons in your party: 

- will provide a negative COVID-19 test result from a diagnostic test taken within 48 hours prior to attending the event;

OR

- fully vaccinated patrons may provide proof of vaccination by showing your vaccination card (at least 2 weeks after final dose), instead of negative test results;

AND

- will wear a mask/face covering at all times at the venue. 

If you are unable to adhere to any of these requirements and purchased your tickets directly through the venue (via Prekindle), you may request a refund by December 1 at this link: https://www.prekindle.com/support .

We understand the challenges the virus has caused for all of us and truly appreciate your understanding during these times. Like you, we look forward to the day when we are back to conducting business as usual. 

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He’s back! For the 24th Year! 

A John Waters Christmas 
... It’s A Yuletide Massacre 

Merry Fistmas! Season’s Beatings! Happy Hole-A-Day. Like a nutcase St. Nick for Christmas crazies, John Waters, “gutter” filmmaker (Mondo TrashoCecil B. DementedA Dirty Shame), tawdry stand-up comedian (This Filthy World) and author of many appalling books (Role ModelsCarsickMr. Know-It-All) is on tour again with a whole new bag of holiday filth for bad little boys and girls everywhere. Both Santa and Jesus will send their regrets when this ho-ho-homo lets loose about reindeer virgin births, the illegally squatting Christ-child and chubby-chasing Mrs. Clause. There’ll be no silent nights here! No, this rapid-fire monologue for adult delinquents asks the holiday questions, “Was Joseph a virgin, too?”, “Is Santa now an incel?”, “Is Rudolph a bossy bottom?”, “Prancer a no-fats-or-femmes top?” And Vixen, well, “Did she make love with Russ Meyer?” Faux miracles really do happen if you pray to a lower power and Waters begs for the Satanic Temple to convert Greta Thunberg, hopes for a holiday “wilding” outbreak against the Christmas spirit from non-Christian minority children worldwide, and dreams of a new Catholic saint based on Chucky, the horror movie icon. John Waters, the Santa Clause who will give you pause, the f**ked-up Father Christmas is coming to town to put the X back in Xmas. Be there or die.